Dashiell Rhodes
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Alright team, I swear my research paper topic has gained consciousness and its only goal is to watch me suffer.
Every time I open the document, I feel its silent judgment. My notes look like conspiracy theories, the deadline is doing that scary fast-approaching thing, and my caffeine intake is reaching critical levels.
My brain's basically buffering indefinitely at this point. So, asking for a friend (the friend is me, obviously): does anyone know of a legit service that can step in and basically perform an academic exorcism?
Like, somewhere reliable I could get someone to write my research paper without it sounding like a robot wrote it or getting flagged for plagiarism? My sanity (and GPA) are hanging by a thread here. Any heroic suggestions welcome!

My brain's basically buffering indefinitely at this point. So, asking for a friend (the friend is me, obviously): does anyone know of a legit service that can step in and basically perform an academic exorcism?
Like, somewhere reliable I could get someone to write my research paper without it sounding like a robot wrote it or getting flagged for plagiarism? My sanity (and GPA) are hanging by a thread here. Any heroic suggestions welcome!
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